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How to Build a Chore-DoerStep 1: Go to your local Office Max and buy 150 pieces of wood. Pieces should be at least 22 inches wide by 11 inches long.Step 2: Buy 45 squids in size Large.Step 3: Buy a roll of metal cord.Step 4: At the hardware store, buy a large container of 54 dicks.Step 5: Look in yo…

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Quote from: PowerGloveClock;1667824never heard of them, what kind of music do they play i've been really open-minded with music lately so i'll probably end up checking them outhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4SBemeqAp4

Quote from: PepperClock;1667731kid woulda been a doctor.Sounds more like the answer to "why are you a murderer?" "Oh, I got bought in a Petsmart parking lot."

Any other Lightning Bolt fans on CC? I can't get enough Lightning Bolt. Their new album leaked, and it's fantastic

Quote from: Chaotic Silly Putty;1665504Well, is it still a good album in its own right if you completely ignore the whole grunge thing? I mean, Pearl Jam was never really grunge to begin with.yeah, they've kind of moved past the grunge label at this point (which seems to have worked, they're still a…

Quote from: ̵b̵a̵n̵n̵e̵d̵ ̵t̵h̵o̵r̵;1667703I don't care if people surf 4chan as long as they don't parade the tired old jokes that have been cycling in that site for a decade through here. 4chan has some things to offer that no other site has, and people who think that going to 4chan at all is terri…

What did that naughty old grey do now?