WeakSausClock

If there is a bright center of the universe Real-Life Pube Muppit is the object that it is farthest from. Such a delightfully depraved act! This brings new meaning to a fantastic old joke and for that you deserve an obnoxiously phallic award.

Quote from: EvilBerryClockThere once was a boy from nantucket,you cannot kill strawberryclock.Of course not! I would, ahem... never... try something like that now would I?

Quote from: ChanteursHaiku!There once was a manfrom Nantucket, he lovedHis boat, the Dauntless.brilliance... I am made happy by this. I crave more!

Poetry is the only real limit, Limrik is the form that jumps to mind but feel free to run with it.

The challenge is the followingWrite a poem that doesn't suck that starts with "There once was a (man, boy, girl, chick, woman, etc) from nantucket" that doesn't suck. And more importantly does not include the words or phrases "fuck it" "Bucket" "suck it (outside sexuality OK)" at all.I can't wait to…