TequilaClock

A prolific and chaotic force within the Clock Crew during its mid-era peak, TequilaClock was a high-volume poster, thread starter, and self-proclaimed "Founder of the Ivy League Brotherhood." Active primarily between 2005 and 2008, he was known for his stream-of-consciousness posting style, obsession with Nintendo gaming news, and deep involvement in community collabs. A student at Arizona State University during his active years, TequilaClock bridged the gap between academic life and the chaotic energy of the Flash animation forums, leaving behind a massive footprint of over 12,000 posts and nearly 1,000 threads started.

Identity & Demographics

• Clock Name: TequilaClock
• Newgrounds Username: Monodi
• Location: Sonoran Desert (Arizona)
• Gender: Male
• Age/Birth Year: Listed as 35 in profile metadata (likely a placeholder or joke), but context implies he was a college student graduating around December 2007/2008.
• Custom Title: "Founder of the Ivy League Brotherhood"
• Signature: "ASCORBIC ARTS" / "Wicked Sick"
• Avatar: Custom avatar (URL: gl.png)

ClockCrew Forum Presence

• Registration Date: November 26, 2005
• Rank: Official Clock
• Post Count: 12,972
• Threads Started: 1,036
• Posting Style: Extremely high frequency. Known for "autoplays" (spamming autoplay flash links), rapid-fire replies, and chaotic thread hijacking. Often posted in bursts of single words or caps-lock declarations.
• Most Active Boards: Board 33 (General Discussion/Chaos), Board 6 (Gaming/Tech), Board 43 (Comedy Goldmine).

Newgrounds Profile

• Username: Monodi
• Join Date: Circa late 2005 / early 2006 (synchronous with CC registration)
• Bio/Description: Minimal public bio; identity primarily expressed through forum activity and collab participation.

Creative Works

While TequilaClock was a massive contributor to community threads, his standalone portfolio is less documented in this data dump compared to his forum presence. However, he was an active participant in collective projects:

• Collaborations: Participated in "Absinthe's Collab" (Jan 2007), contributing storyboards and feedback.
• WIP Projects: Mentioned working on a "Clockmas movie" in December 2006, noting he was pulling double shifts at school to finish it.
• Feedback: Provided extensive critique and direction for other users' games (e.g., Morgan Quest, Void 3).

Writing & Reviews

TequilaClock's "writing" is best represented by his prolific thread titles and forum rants, which often served as community news aggregators or comedy bits:

• Notable Thread Titles:
  • "Formal analysis of the furry culture" (Mar 2008)
  • "Why Nintendo fanboys are worse than anything else" (May 2008)
  • "Cadillac for admin 2008" (Apr 2008)
  • "Ahhh there is nothing like a DQ Blizzard." (Mar 2007)
• Review Snippets: Known for blunt, humorous feedback. Example: "That's becausahdgulfalfafg....." and offering detailed, albeit chaotic, walkthroughs for games like The Legend of Zelda.

Personality & Communication Style

TequilaClock was the embodiment of early 2000s forum chaos—supportive but unhinged, intellectual yet trollish. He often acted as a hype man for friends while simultaneously spamming shock humor.

• Behavioral Patterns: High-energy, erratic posting patterns (e.g., posting "gug" repeatedly or claiming to be the "King of Number 9000").
• Recurring Topics: Nintendo/Wii news, college struggles, shock sites ("goatse"), and food cravings.
• Communication Style: Used heavy caps, inside jokes, and rapid-fire quoting. Often broke the fourth wall of the forum software itself.

Key Quotes:

"Fact: I secretly am Blanche Devereaux." "I do remember ya, sup mang. Long time ago your AIM became some sort of message bot and removed you from it." "Suck it dry."

Community Role & Relationships

• Role: Prolific Thread Starter / Chaos Agent. He was not a moderator but held significant social weight due to his volume and friendliness.
• Key Relationships:
  • Losperman ("Lospy"): Frequently mentioned with affection; Tequila often defended him or engaged in inside jokes about him.
  • CorpseGrinderClock: Close collaborator and frequent interaction partner.
  • Inquisitor & RadioTubeClock: Part of his core friend circle, often involved in "Fact:" threads.
• Collabs: Active participant in the "Ivy League Brotherhood" (likely an inside joke group or clique he founded).
• Real-Life Connection: Revealed that Peter Hannan (creator of CatDog) was one of his teachers at ASU, calling him a "cool guy."

Interests & Opinions

• Gaming: Hardcore Nintendo fan. Obsessed with the Wii, DS, and Virtual Console announcements in 2008. Frequently started threads about game mods, box art complaints, and release dates.
• Education: Student at Arizona State University. Graduated around December 2007/2008.
• Food: Love/hate relationship with fast food; specifically mentioned DQ Blizzards and "Dogos" (hot dogs).
• Tech: Early adopter of Wii mods, iPhone tech, and Flash development tools.

Timeline & Activity Arc

• Nov 2005: Joins ClockCrew.net. Immediately establishes high activity levels.
• 2006: Peak "Official Clock" status. Active in collabs (Absinthe), starts the "Clockmas movie" project. Graduation looming.
• Jan 2007: Mentions graduating from ASU that December/January. Teacher is Peter Hannan.
• 2008: Massive thread starting phase. Over 100 threads started in early months alone. Focus shifts heavily to Nintendo news and Wii culture.
• Post-2008: Activity tapers off as he graduates and moves into job hunting ("look for a job who knows where"). Last significant data points fade after late 2008, though profile shows activity up to 2016.

Legacy

TequilaClock remains a testament to the "quantity over quality" era of forum culture. With nearly 13,000 posts and 1,000 threads, he was an engine of engagement for the Clock Crew. He is remembered by his circle as a chaotic but loyal friend who brought real-world connections (like Peter Hannan) into the digital space. His "Ivy League Brotherhood" title remains a mysterious inside joke for those who were there during his peak activity years.