Pube Carville

Once upon a time called right nowI expressed myself in your mommaThat why I yo' pappy, and I know you hate me for itJesus gonna take care of youCuz I sure as fuck ain't payin no child supportI spent it all on beerHow the fuck am I supposed to buy beer when you keep askin me for money?Woman, I swear…

I'ma call the ACLU on you summbitches.

I nominate turducken. That way when it comes to accept mayorhood we can all eat it instead of letting it tell us what to do. I used to do that with republicans, except I'd eat their children instead of them. And by their children I mean their maid's kids. Oh Consuela, your ass could never turn down…

Ah seen't strippers in gaza.

Hey guys lemme hit that shit so I know what y'all talkin about.

Does that come with those free calls to them special 1-900 numbers?

Make love to me woman.

Doing a good job, or doing the best job?

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Quote from: Pube O'Reilly;1856349God yes, global warming noEasy to say for you leatherface. While you gettin' more sunlight, I'm having to rebuild my house every 2 years. By the way you look like an oompa loompa with pasty eye sockets.