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NewtonClock“Woohoo! Finally a Clock!”
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If you could have a completely impractical super power what would it be?

The ability to assume the shape of buttered toast. Sure, it can be used for some secret spy missions, because no one would ever suspect that their toast would harm them, but it is impractical because 9 times out of 10 I would be eaten.

What the hell

It must be her birthday.

Just to let you know

Happy Birthday!

My newest flash.

Story on an Open Sea. Please 5. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/435711

Should we sue Nickelodeon?

Quote from: Steam;1284108We might have something if the B was red. As it stands, I don't think we have anything. Besides, Nickolodeon would lawyer us to death. Still though, fuck that shit. >:CWe should try to copyright the letter B. It will be removed from the alaphabet just for us to enjoy.

VIRGIN MEDIA ATTACK NET NEUTRALITY

Virgin is taking command of the economy? Selfish CEO bastards.

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Protesting China You people are crazy The internet rules you It's all getting hazy.Protesting zoos Rallying the lambdas Murderous keepers And murderous pandas.The sky is falling the disease is thrashing Time for the strawberry king to come crashingMoving faster than the speed of sound I'm an Iron Ma…

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Quote from: BucketClock;1282197that was terrible...... I love itThank you...I think.

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Quote from: ouıqןɐ;1282074Get me some ice cream and pay my rent.I only have cookie dough and mint chocolate chip left. Will that please you, oh great and mighty one?

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Basically, I'm a 3-year-old who does the bidding of most members of the clock crew. I kowtow when asked to, and do tricks on command.