Mercury

Half-Life (1, for those who have 'GTA syndrome').

'Still Life With Ukelele': I'm a sucker for these kinds of things; I have no painting skills so I might be seeing this in rose-tint, but I like pretty much all of this and I think the consistency in your shading gradient is great. I think keeping the socket ganger and PSP would have been awesome as…

It's just another generic paint thing, the 'sun' is in the top left and it has consistent luminosity so the only things that aren't illuminated are parts where the light can't reach (except the foremost part of the wall, I felt like keeping that little edge detail). There are no 'greys' so how brigh…

The CLOCKCREW banner should scroll extremely fast to the right and loop, and the whole background should be flashing black and white at 70fps.

Well I would use the grey lump in my skull to assess what was happening at the time and act accordingly, you can't just slap responses on these things while in front of a computer monitor because there could be any dynamic to that kind of situation.

I tend to look up everything I want to know even a tiny bit about on wiki, but I can't usually do it for more than an hour at a time. Thirtst for knowledge is frequently let down by your own ability to endure rapid learning efffectively. PS: for some reason, I feel most obliged to write something co…