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- Life pro tip I just discovered for yall gentlemen
- Government is shutting down ~.~
- This is seriously fucked up
- [Noble Prize] Isison
- My salvation
- So a fat chick was assigned to me as server in Hooters four days ago
- A brilliant idea from a brilliant man
- {ISISON POST} Unit conversion surprise.....or magic!
- Be warned, as soon as you enter this thread..........
- So I let my girlfriend out of kitchen today, and she.......
- New Orleans is the City of Fail, why?
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- I shitted my pants laughing after I see this
- TEH Final Ownage (Isison's ultimate showdown again! Dedicated to Isison fans)
- This is why you should never think twice before you do something !!!!
- Experimental courses............
- QUESTION: So when someone say "I
- In a MMO game today........................
- Regarding gravity
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It's been almost a decade since my last great discovery of how to wipe ass (http://clockcrew.net/talk/index.php?topic=42282)So I was at the mall going to the bathroom. I saw this man with his baby in the bathroom changing diapers. Then I noticed him using this pre-packaged white wet paper to wipe hi…
Son, what did I just watch? There is no kitten. I came for the kitten.
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Oh my, Government is shutting down. I was hoping to submit my proposal for a federally funded university project next Monday, oh my~~~The project is about "Ideas on maximizing green in university". University recently has lots of new buildings, so fields of grass are decreasing. They want to find so…
sry i can brarely type now.You know thosee "cross your eyes" 3D porns? I wasd crossing my eyes and fapping as usual, and I acciddentally ...... well released my fury. But I thnik I released too much furry and pullded my eye muscwles, and I cannot turn my eyes back to normal now; it's now fixed in cr…
K, straight to the good stuff.Problem statement:Overweight has become one of the biggest health problem threating us today. I have an idea to solve this problem GLOBALLY.Analysis:Key thing here is it is over-"weight", not over-"mass". Anyone with a bit physics background knows "weight" and "mass" ar…
"With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation." (Psalm 91:16) A miracle today has happened to me, and with it I've finally come to know the Lord. I'd like to share this warm story to all of you my brothers and sisters in the name of the Good Shepard.My toilet today was broken, so I c…
I got a call from my bank this morning for writing a negative tip on recipt.
Nature is amazing but also cruel. She selects the fittest and abandons the weak. These fishes survived as winners of evolution and proudly stands out among other species, simply because they have hands. Soon they will discover the amazing usage of a hand with lotion, and share the same excitment as…
Obviously, God is cumming into a hot smoking hole of mother nature. It's like your mom is getting f*cked and you are cheering it on a forum. This is how Titans are made. Titans are returning, we must must eat mushrooms to grow bigger!