Clockalope

https://youtu.be/IGbekAYBIYUListening to this song on loop as I slowly descend into comfortable madness. Warm, cozy, Swedish.

Much cleaner and more environmentally friendly to run your combustion engine on the shattered dreams of those less fortunate than you. Plus it's infinitely sustainable as long as you continue to get those promotions and raises at work infinitely.

You know, I wonder... with inflation, your $15/mo joke, from the first time you said it to me would actually be $22.08/mo now, the fact you've been able to maintain this joke for over a decade with no increase in overhead costs is frankly quite impressive.

I could teach you, but my courses start at $15/mo and I don't know if you're ready for that sort of commitment.

It is TIME, to make my once a year, super duper mega exclusive appearance on this website and grace you all with my magnificent presence.🥕You are welcome.

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

Mate

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Citation 7/D:z nutsAlso yes, but because of her personality.

What an actual nightmare. Did the orange and black keyboard arrive in time for Halloween?