CaulkClock

Oh dear. I seem to have posted here last night. Dragged back by that spare bottle of Champagne, deary me.

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That was nice of you. It was good to have your name in between all the porn sites sending me Birthday wishes. All those discounts, man...So anyway, how are things since I fled to do a Uni course? It must have been a year or two by now.EDIT: I'm slightly drunk on leftover Champagne from last week I j…

And now i'm reminded how the original band will probably never get back together Great cover and all, but still,

I tried doing adorable. Failed.

This is the WWW, not the Internet. Or is it the other way around?

Fuck he did it again.Fuck

Quote from: AstronautClock;1651344what about diapersHe's three, far too old

I have a recent one.My baby brother (read: 3 years old) was left on his own for two minutes tops. I go downstairs to find he'd shat on the floor and was playing with it with a toy Tractor, smearing it in streaks on the window sill.Now he shits on the floor because it gets him attention. The little a…

God damn i'm falling off the first page fast