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BitterClock“There is no risk.”
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Der ja ein rofl mein brothel.

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Mod Hijacks SBC Newgrounds thread

Mods are a bunch of moon faced doughnut heads.Let me know if you guys have problems in the future. You know, girl problems, etc.

Hey gang.

Yeah. I'm that one guy, Jonas. You might recall my very popular flash,StrawberryClock's Prison Adventure.I may do a high definition remake of it this year. Or I'll be prick and replace it with sharks, who's to say?Upgraded a bunch of computer equipment since I was last around, but I'm eager and exci…

Hey gang.

Back. Sorry for the delay.

OFFICIAL CLOCK DAY 2006 MOVIE PAGE

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331456 [made, and apperantly I've been ordered to make more adventures of Black Samson]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331536 [made this quickie]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331537 [Coauthored this]http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/331498 [coa…

Brief reviews of movies you saw recently

40 year old virgin, enjoyed it very much, but the ending sucked.

Bing Bing Bang

wow. I have the urge to be motivated and eat veggies.

Brief reviews of movies you saw recently

Just watched The Chronicles of Narnia . It was decent. As was stated previously with redundancy, yes, very stunted accelaration of the plot then supplemented by a rushed ending left me wanting more, but not willing to give it another go.The animal CGI was quite neat though, and the Ice Queen was fuc…

Best Gif Quality in Flash

Thanks. That helps an awful lot.

Ok wtf (officially renamed "The Adventures of Sylvester K")

Quote from: TreeClockThis is another one of Sylvester K's specialties!Me : It won't stop buzzing!Sylvester K: There is no risk.Me: My ass is buzzing!!!Sylvester K: Did you swallow bees?Me: What? No.Sylvester K: There is no risk.Sylvester K: Thank you for calling, bye.Me: NOOO!!!!

Ok wtf (officially renamed "The Adventures of Sylvester K")

Me: hello?Sylvester K: Welcome to Lil magnum premium service line. My name is Sylvester K. How may I assist you today?Me: HiMe: whenever i play my vibrator it begins to make a loud buzzing noiseMe: so far its caused no problems in my performence but its a bit annoyingMe: is there anything i could do…