5 O'Clock Shadow

really glad bootclock doesn't hang out here anymore? I HATED that guy.I seriously doubt I'm the only one.

Step 1: Join Clock Crew Step 2: Gain TrustStep 3: Step 4: Profit

If that movie were a shape; it would be a circle. Brought to you by the letter A.

If they got all the way to eel arse-ing before he died I'm guessing that guy died with a shitload of dicks drawn on his face. and more than likely quite a few on the eel itself.

Given that his super powers consisted entirely of him opening locked doors in order to rescue people; make the the reward they gave him being 'the key to the city' seem somewhat pointless ?

Would the giant Strawberry Clock be made out of straw or berries ? Logic says straw but awesome says berries.

But if you leave whose gonna sit up against the wall and be taller than my wife ?Ain't no time for heyda hey.

Dibs top bunk

Put the 28 cents in a sock and beat him with it. Make sure the sock doesn't have a hole in it though, cause if so that could be a pretty tame beating, it'd really be more like a light dusting; which he might appreciate and pay you further for. If it turns out you can't find any socks without holes i…

Also, I keep up with these:http://www.mitchclem.com (Nothing Nice To Say, My Stupid Life, San Antonio Rock City and The Coffee Achievers) All of which are gold, Mitch Clem is a genius, unfortunately he recently got a job and updates only every two months or so.http://www.questionablecontent.net/view…